Make It Sizzle

ruby-the-raven:

Don’t just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

George Carlin

ruby-the-raven:

“I am the Phoenix, rising from the ashes. I am the comeback kid. I am the entire 1980 gold-medal-winning U.S. Olympic hockey team. I am the fucking walrus, coo-coo ka-choo.”

Christopher Moore (Island of the Sequined Love Nun)

femininefreak:

“When I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all…Some pranksters put up a poster announcing another remedy, that all men be excluded from campus after dark. It was an equally logical solution, but men were shocked at being asked to disappear, to lose their freedom to move and participate, all because of the violence of one man.”

— Rebecca Solnit, “Grandmother Spider”

strengthins0lidarity:
“Misandry =/= feminism
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strengthins0lidarity:

Misandry =/= feminism

lyjerria:

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

strengthins0lidarity:
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“This picture encapsulates a lot of what is wrong with society today.
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strengthins0lidarity:

quinnlyn-push-for-hugs:

This picture encapsulates a lot of what is wrong with society today.

^^^

So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.
Anonymous

elodieunderglass:

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ALTERNATE CONCLUSION

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strengthins0lidarity:

theconcealedweapon:

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Boy do I have news for you.

ajandmagnus:
“ Gay Dads
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ajandmagnus:

Gay Dads

imoonshine:

“You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy”

— Anton LaVey

ruby-the-raven:

misspelled-ramblings:

You can summon creatures out of flowers. Some people would laugh. But then, those people have never been attacked by a wolf made of roses with thorns bristling from every inch of its body.

I think that’s a badass power

intergalactic-dorks:

intergalactic-dorks:

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”