*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the downed Malaysian airliner in Ukraine.
youre gonna look so godamn cool
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
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Actresses + suits
LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH
BLESS THIS POST
Let me just add some colour to this blinding parade of whiteness
Amber Riley – Plus Size Black Actress and Musician
Frieda Pinto – Indian Actress and Model
Nicole Scherzinger – Filipino and Hawaiian Musician and Actress
Camilla Belle – Brazilian Actress
Ms. Esther Taking-Lives-With-Her-Style Quek – Singaporean Fashion Director
Alicia Fucking Keys – Black Musician, Producer, Pianist, and Actress
Janelle You-Cannot-Seriously-Have-Forgotten-This-Woman-Who-Fucking-Slays-In-Suits-Every-Goddamn-Day Monáe – Black Musician and Composer
And the Badass Woman Who Probably Started It All
Bianca Jagger – Nicaraguan Social and Human Rights Activist and Former Actress
Bless this entire post.
OH BOY IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER :D
Petition for all women to wear suits to award shows from now on!
please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white
it’s damaging and alienating
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
My favourite moment from an animated show
Watch this high it’s incredible
Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
Dragon daddy who loves his baby.
THIS JUST RUINED ME OMG I’M SOBBING