Make It Sizzle

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the downed Malaysian airliner in Ukraine.

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

tipsybartender:

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SOUR LIGHTNING 
3 oz. (90ml) Malibu Rum 
3 oz. (90ml) UV Lemonade Vodka
3 oz. (90ml) Pineapple Sky Vodka 
1/2 Cup of Pineapple Fanta 
Ice 
Sour Patches 
Blend All 


#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn  #food #liquor #alcohol #booze #cocktails #bar #sourpatch #maliburum #vodka #uvvodka #rum


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TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER 


We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new winner each month!

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tipsybartender:

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SOUR LIGHTNING
3 oz. (90ml) Malibu Rum
3 oz. (90ml) UV Lemonade Vodka
3 oz. (90ml) Pineapple Sky Vodka
1/2 Cup of Pineapple Fanta
Ice
Sour Patches
Blend All


#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #food #liquor #alcohol #booze #cocktails #bar #sourpatch #maliburum #vodka #uvvodka #rum


INSTAGRAM PHOTO CREDIT: @YaBoyAlexxx


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER


We’ll repost the best ones. The person with the most likes wins a free Tipsy Bartender hoodie and the Tipsy Bartender book. (The pic must belong to you. Also remember to include the recipe) We choose a new winner each month!

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womanistgrrrlcollective:

nosleeptilbushwick:

theangryguardianangel:

ednaisdrowning:

racethewind10:

lolicrafter:

inga-na:

Actresses + suits

LADIES IN SUITS THOUGH

BLESS THIS POST

Let me just add some colour to this blinding parade of whiteness

Amber Riley – Plus Size Black Actress and Musician

Frieda Pinto – Indian Actress and Model

Nicole Scherzinger – Filipino and Hawaiian Musician and Actress

Camilla Belle – Brazilian Actress

Ms. Esther Taking-Lives-With-Her-Style Quek – Singaporean Fashion Director

Alicia Fucking Keys – Black Musician, Producer, Pianist, and Actress

Janelle You-Cannot-Seriously-Have-Forgotten-This-Woman-Who-Fucking-Slays-In-Suits-Every-Goddamn-Day Monáe – Black Musician and Composer

And the Badass Woman Who Probably Started It All
Bianca Jagger – Nicaraguan Social and Human Rights Activist and Former Actress

Bless this entire post.

OH BOY IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER :D

Petition for all women to wear suits to award shows from now on! 

westendblues:

please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high it’s incredible

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

prettylilovelies:

wessasaurus-rex:

dragon-of-the-stars:

plantdragon:

fireandshellamari:

Dragon daddy who loves his baby.

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I melted

Aw

THIS JUST RUINED ME OMG I’M SOBBING

tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God